Abandoned Church of Scientology - Englewood, Colorado
“In subjects about which you are not an expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?” You look troubled... Consumed by stress? Using drugs and alcohol to deal with the pain and pressures of every day life? I can help you! Just take our little personality test, and we can start down the path to a much better life for you! Greetings, I’m L. Ron Honkass.... Wont you come along on a journey of self-enlightenment with me? I'm going to ask you a series of questions from the Oxford Capacity Analysis Test. Which is named that, in order to make you think it's some legitimately serious document, put out by the prestigious academic university of the same name. But it's not... “Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?” Of course. Who doesn't? Everyone makes mistakes. Especially when the heat of the moment is even hotter. This is a greatly expanded re-write of a four paragraph piece, that appeared in Wasted Quarter #70 - Aban...