Not a Story About My Story Or Trevor Story...
But first... Part One of a completely unrelated Story... Watching Colorado Rockies games over the last two seasons, I've been exposed to just about every bad pun, or play on words involving the word "Story", and our shortstop, Trevor Story. None of them are particularly witty or even good. Anyone resorting to that tired cliche comes off as very hack-ish... But that's another Story! While this Story is not about Story, or even the Rockies, I'm using Story to hint at another Story that I'm not going to tell here either... I've just returned from almost two weeks in Minnesota. As a vacation, it was just fine. We had a good time and met up with a buncha people and family that we haven't seen in a while... The problem with came in the return home... Due to two separate and unrelated events involving a blown tire, and a surprise severed deer carcass, the drive from Coon Rapids, MN to Englewood, CO, took 77 hours... That drive is usual...